Honestly, I just want to throw cash at hot girls and watch you drool while they give me a lap dance. Strippers make the best strip club customers! You deserve to witness that in real time.

I will be offering a clock-free half day strip club date that is rated $1,500. This evening will start with dinner or drinks before heading to the club and will finally end with a 90-minute playdate at your hotel. It also comes with the expectation that we have a spending budget of at least $1,000 for pretty strippers and private rooms.